Interview with the cast of “Codependent Lesbian Space Alien Seeks Same”

Sooo as some of you know, over the summer I found out that the publisher of the website I was working for was actually a 60 year old man pretending to be a widowed deaf lesbian with twins. Yeah. What less people know, is that three days before this story broke I did a great [...]

Bad Lesbian Halloween Costumes

I know, I know. There’s a lot of Halloween going on “up in this bitch” as the kids say. BUT, I can’t get enough Halloween. I have to say, Halloween is a great time to impress your crush with how hot/creative you are. I know some of you who thought my costume ideas were really [...]

Ask the Femme: The Real L Word Edition

I get a lot of questions about The Real L Word. Even though I only watched two or three episodes of season two, I devoted about 100 hours to thought, discussion and recapping the first season. Also, Rose from season one called me a bitch on Facebook and Nikki and Jill second that emotion, which [...]

Kissing Kelly Kapowski

Do you guys want to know something really embarrassing? Like…really embarrassing? Cuuuuuzz. I’ll put it out there, if you want me too. Technically, I “realized” I was queer at 20 and started coming out when I was 21. BUT. I should have known I was gay when I was 9. Why?…because I was in love [...]

Dear Femmes: Don’t Cut Your Hair This Summer

Every summer girlie mags everywhere scream “SHORT HAIR IS IN” at us and provide examples of celebrities with cute short locks. “THIS IS WHAT YOUR HAIR NEEDS TO LOOK LIKE.” Ladies, don’t fall for it. Here’s why: 1) Your girlfriend loves your long hair. She does, I know it, you know it and she hates [...]

The Top 5 Misconceptions Straight People Have Because of the Real L Word

It’s Real L Word Season! The second season of this groundbreaking reality show starts June 5th on Showtime. It’s been great for lesbian visibility…but I’m beginning to think that it’s giving straight people the wrong impression. It’s impossible for any show to capture the diversity that exists in our community. So lets take a chill [...]

Song Lyrics That Crack Me Up While I’m Dancing in “Da Club”

Have you ever been out dancing with your girls, maybe grinding up on a hot lady and a song comes on that has a hot beat so your shaking what yo momma gave ya and then all of a sudden… BAM. The ‘singer,’ yes I do use that term loosely, sings something so funny, you [...]

I’m a Lesbian and I Don’t Want to Bang a Victoria’s Secret Model

I know, I know. You don’t believe me, I barely believe me, but it’s true. I was watching TV with a friend, Sara, last week and a commercial for Victoria Secret came on. “You know,” Sara said, “Those women make me feel really bad about my body.” I was shocked. Not shocked that she “had [...]

The Hate Mail and I

I get a lot of hate mail. As an entertainment blogger, I make it my MO to make fun of celebrities. Most of the time I keep it light and funny but sometimes I kick them when they are down. It usually doesn’t matter too much, if you have enough money you are always going [...]